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Hi there, Im Vexed.
I'm a half decent illustrator from Australia.
Over the years I've developed my own style that I think is fairly unique, inspired by 90s cartoons and other fantastic artists from here on DA and across the globe. Every image I draw is a new experience and I learn something from it. Its that that is my drive.

I'm relaxed, easy going and enjoy a good conversation and friendly debate.
I am available for commission, My prices are 100% negotiable.

Feel free to contact me here, On Facebook or Google+
Im a lot nicer than I look =P……

I also have skype, so you can add me on that too, My username is vexedzero. Just tell me who you are and I'll add you back.
Pretty great if you wanna talk privately and receive updates from me.
Short and sweet.
Right, so, Im in no mood for words, so I'll make this as quick and to the point as I can.

Telstra has been fucking me and the bastards didnt even buy me dinner.
When we moved in, first thing we did was call them ( on a mobile ) to get our home phone line activated. We were told we needed to provide proof of residency because the last family here didnt cancel their service.
No worries, So we had our lease photocopied and dropped it off at the store...where they lost it. Twice.
Third times the charm though, We watched them put it through.
At this point, we became mildly annoyed.
Time passed, and we hadnt heard from them, so we called them, and they told us there must have been a fault on the lines, so would have to send out a technician.
More time passes, frustration levels rise.
Tech arrives.
Discovers we dont even have lines connected to the house, in the walls or at the junction. He fixes problem.
Sudden hope!
Telstra, in infinite knowledge and wisdom, disconnect line to family living above us, attempt to connect us on their line. Leaving them, and us, without service.
Family above us becomes involved and infuriated with what should have been a simple, quick job.
Old mate upstairs cuts sick at Telstra phone man, demands action be taken.
Telstra man says not until next week, Friday, over a week away.
Old mate goes super saiyan, Filled with righteous anger, Destroys Telstra man after 3 hour phonecall.
We discover it took 6 weeks for family upstairs to even get a phoneline activated when they moved in.
Resign to shitty, internetless life for another few weeks.
Too our amazement, Telstra Tech knocks on door at about 1300hours, he's here to check shit out
Manages to get a dial tone, leaves to check junction.
Huzza! Seems we have a dial tone, and therefore active phoneline!
Now waiting on confirmation ( should come tommorow) and to find an ISP that gives service here for a fair price, so I can get back to a regular routine.

So, Im hoping, though not committing to anything, that I will be back operational within a week or two.
Working without live input on the Patreon pages is, I think, unfair, as I particularly like the interaction and input as I progress and feel it contributes greatly to its outcome.
That aside, I have a few small pictures to upload when I get service, and plenty of work to catch up on when it is.
Your understanding that this move and the problems that have arisen in the past month have been extremely stressful for me would be much appreciated.
I am very much looking forward to getting back online and arterising again.

With hate, bitterness and disdain,

Cthulu willing, I'll have internet active in a months time.
Whatever gods, idols, or images you may or may not pray too, Pray Telstra dont fuck up. Again.
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1357gate Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
Hey!!...if you're bored, how aboutdrawing a series of realistic pics of an average sized 14 yr. old boy vs a very fit and athletic voluptuous mom boxing....where mom batters boy allover the ring, then tires so the boy fights back, batters her and thoroughly beats her and finally administers the KO punch...her one bra strap broken, tit exposed as she falls forward and lands hard on her breasts..and actually bounces up a little before rolling over on her back, unconcious......There!!!...scenario all worked out....!!!
VeXeDZERO Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student General Artist
Gigawhats Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks for watching and the fave, been a fan of your work for some time now :)
VeXeDZERO Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Student General Artist
Glad to be of service.
amrraed Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome Gallery. 
VeXeDZERO Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Student General Artist
Cheers mate
Zamanef Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Nice art you got there :)
VeXeDZERO Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Zamanef Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe you can give me some advices about mine :D
VeXeDZERO Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Student General Artist
Sure. What do you need?
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